The Politics of the Colorado River Compact

In a debate between candidates for Colorado Congressional District 3 (the western part of the state, including the west slope and Colorado river), the two candidates are reported to have shown clear agreement on an important point:

Both pledged heartily to fight all efforts to reopen the Colorado River Compact.

Also, all efforts to switch the United States to a monarchy with Lada Gaga as queen will similarly be opposed with the utmost utmostness.