We know where we stand.
Probably the reason bikes are banned is because the city doesn’t have dispensers with plastic bags big enough to deal with cyclists. No one wants to step in biker poop! especially after a couple of Power Bars. Ewww.
We know where we stand: we are faster than most of the dogs and we embarrass the owners into realizing their dogs are fat and lazy, hence our banishment.
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