My colleague Amy Miller had a hilarious (infuriating?) story in Saturday’s paper about young Zac Cornfield, a first-grader at Montezuma Elementary School who was not allowed to attend school with spiked blue hair.

Zac said he doesn’t understand what all the fuss was about. He only wanted to look like the punk rockers he idolizes.

Apparently, according to experts, punk died with The Clash, but whatever. I think Zac is onto something:

Go, Zac.