I live in Albuquerque, as does my wife, my sister and my daughter. At dinner recently, we realized that none of us watched “Breaking Bad”, which is a television program filmed in Albuquerque starring people who would be famous to us if we watched said television program. This leaves us all left out of some conversations, as apparently the actors sometimes visit favorite hot dog stands and make meth in well-known locations. But has not stopped my offspring from launching a new project in which she apparently makes shit up:

I’ve never actually seen Breaking Bad, but I’ve spent my whole sentient life living in Albuquerque, New Mexico, so I feel like I am an expert on the show. Ask me questions about it.