“Our Diner, who art in Hillsville,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy hash browns come,
Thy eggs be done,
with toast as it is on th’ menu.

Give us this day our Daily Special,
and forgive us our offgases as we forgive those who offgas against us.

And lead us not into McDonalds,
but deliver us from Wendy’s,
for thine is the Cheesedog,
and the Pepsi,
and the Liver and Onions,
forever and ever.
Amen.”

– Zippy