Dave: I’m in if I can be the bosun. I could start raising some extra cash by driving around early in the morning on recycling day and stealing the aluminum cans people leave on the curb.
I’m not entirely sure what a bosun is, but I wanna be it. Do they have a guy on the front of an icebreaker who drops a rope down from the bow and shouts “Mark Twain”? That’d be a cool job too.