I want one of those really big-ass barbecues. The kind that’s all shiny metal, with a giant tank of propane or something, so I can cook lots of meat – sizzling raw flesh of dead animals.
And a place to hold a keg of beer for me and my man friends.
But it’s got to have an enormous flat screen TV, so I can watch football games while I’m cooking the meat. (Or Bette Midler movies when it’s not football season. Me and my man friends love Bette Midler.)
But wait. Is this a safety issue? Can you have a keg of beer next to a big-ass tank of propane?