I recently complained to my boss about the plastic forks he keeps in his desk drawer. I regularly steal them when I forget cutlery for my microwave lunches. But Charlie was getting those really crappy, flimsy forks. Totally unacceptable for eating microwave lunches.
Yesterday, I noticed that he had gotten some of those beefy, sturdy picnic models.
Never let it be said that my boss does not take care of his people.