Nuclear Weapon in Plastic Cow

It was art:

A police report indicates Smith said he was a “special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931.”

His mission?

One from “Director Womack,” to “defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield.”

Police say Smith believed the device was concealed in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum.

It’s silly, of course.

Everyone knows that the Soviet Plastic Cow Warhead (SPCW) only had 7 kg. of uranium.