Standing outside the Kwik-E-Mart this morning while on a cycling break, my mates and I had occasion to converse with a homeless guy, who made several important points:

• Lance Armstrong has been wrongly accused of doping. He is clean.
• The microwave in the Kwik-E-Mart is broken. (It was cold and our homeless friend was apparently really looking forward to a hot breakfast.)
• Cars are ruining everything. (There was initially some confusion about this. Several of us thought he had said “girls,” and there was consensus among the bike crew that girls are neat. Further discussion made clear that he was, in fact, referring to “cars”.)