Ghost of Elfego Baca

I received electronic mail today from an old acquaintance. He had seen my picture on the Journal’s web page, looked at it again and again, day after day, until it dawned on him:

I see your face every day, which is no problem, except it is an excellent representation of infamous NM lawman Elfego Baca.

Ah yes, the tale of Elfego Baca. They say he shot 10 men, or was it twelve, and this is New Mexico, so they say the men he shot were Texans. I once, in my youth, won a Franz Kafka look-alike contest. And it has long been obvious how much I resemble the late Frank Zappa. But he was the ugliest of rock stars. Ah, now I have, to cling to, the legend of Elfego Baca.

Community

Thomas Vander Stichele gives voice to why we Gnomesters do this. He’s at GUADEC, looking around, and sees all the people who do all this great work:

it just dawned on me that GNOME really IS a community and there are real people hidden behind the About box that write the software I have come to use every day….

That, as much as anything, is why we do it.

Tears of Isis

Copts, the Christian descendants of ancient Egyptians, celebrate today as the day the Nile rises with the tears of Isis. It’s a great example of the linkage between religion and ancient science, as ritual codified and helped retain knowledge – in this case the vital calendrical information about the river’s flow across the farmland, brining the vital rich soils that sustained Egypt for millennia.

Of course the gift of the Nile has been reposessed by the Aswan High Dam, though the conventional wisdom about the disaster of that project neglects the several floods and droughts that have been mitigated by its presence.

The Economic Solution

Aaron Weber has a brilliant idea:

Here’s my current theory: gay marriage can save the economy.

The average wedding in the US is well into the $20k range, before you start counting the gifts. If spending is good for the economy, weddings are good for the economy, and we should have more of them.

Huck

I picked up The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn again a couple of weeks ago, and remembered anew what a ripping good read it is, all freedom and action and honest clever morality. And then I stumbled on into the last chapter, which invariably disappoints.

It’s a slyly revolutionary book, using Huck’s apparent naivete again and again to mock the conventions of its day, most importantly slavery. Huck, after all, knows it’s wrong, but just can’t help himself in aiding Jim’s escape.

And it’s full of the most absolutely graceful writing, all the tricks of the craft on display.

And then Twain absolutely blows the whole thing with the last section, when Huck hooks up, via embarassingly unwriterly coincidence, with Tom Sawyer at his Aunt Sally’s. I love the book so much that I sort of forget how disappointing is the end, and then every time I read it I feel sucker-punched. Ah well, still a most rewarding book.

In addition to Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, there is one thing that is always guaranteed to make me smile with deep humor. It’s young Emmeline Grangerfords ode to the late Stephen Dowling Botts. Emmeline wrote words for the deceased – “Every time a man died, or a woman died, or a child died, she would be on hand with her `tribute’ before he was cold. She called them tributes. The neighbors said it was the doctor first, then Emmeline, then the undertaker.”


ODE TO STEPHEN DOWLING BOTS, DEC’D

And did young Stephen sicken,
And did young Stephen die?
And did the sad hearts thicken,
And did the mourners cry?

No; such was not the fate of
Young Stephen Dowling Bots;
Though sad hearts round him thickened,
‘Twas not from sickness’ shots.

No whooping-cough did rack his frame,
Nor measles drear with spots;
Not these impaired the sacred name
Of Stephen Dowling Bots.

Despised love struck not with woe
That head of curly knots,
Nor stomach troubles laid him low,
Young Stephen Dowling Bots.

O no. Then list with tearful eye,
Whilst I his fate do tell.
His soul did from this cold world fly
By falling down a well.

They got him out and emptied him;
Alas it was too late;
His spirit was gone for to sport aloft
In the realms of the good and great.

Says Huck, “If Emmeline Grangerford could make poetry like that before she was fourteen, there ain’t no telling what she could a done by and by.” (The whole chapter – heck the whole book – is here. That’s what people mean when they talk about the intellectual commons.)

GNOME 2.4 Diaries

I was about to launch another “I don’t wanna be a hacker rant,” about the evils of the auto tools etc., when I realized I was just a doofus. If one actually reads the error messages pkg-config so helpfully offers, rather than rants….

So now gedit builds, on account of because gtk-sourceview builds, and i can get on with things.

(Updated moments later: I take it all back. It still won’t build. Consider this now ranted.)

The Smell of the Peleton

Saw a delightful piece earlier this week in Velonews about the Centrum Ronde van Vlaanderen, a Belgian cycling museum. The author, Jed Schneider, a young American racing in Belgium this season, described with some delight and relish and difficulty of explaining bike racing to those unfamiliar with the sport. He tipped his hat to John Nash and game theory (when was the last time you saw Nash on your sports page) and the power of the draft. And the smell:

So, yes, bicycle racing is an experience. I don’t know how much the average European knows about the intricacies of racing strategy. But, when your car gets pulled over by a motorcycle cop and a group of 200 racers comes screaming by your car lined out one-by-one so fast all you see is blurred color and hear the breath, and humming of wheels, and smell the repugnant odor of riders “on-form,” at the same time praying that your Mercedes comes out with no dents and a drivers side mirror; well I bet that is an experience.

I realized I’d read something of his earlier in the year, a vivid explanation of the problems of being far back in the peleton when it slows down for a tight turn. I loved it, and kept repeating my explanation to riding buddies as we’d go through the left-right-soft-S curve along the bike path under the freeway.

I tracked down his email address and wrote him a note saying how much I appreciated the piece. He wrote back, saying when he was in town in the fall we must go riding. Turns out he’s from here. Nancy, one of my bike riding buddies, remembered him from when he was a teen tyke winning the mountain bike races. Small word.

We definitely must ride.