Wish I’d thought of this:
OTTAWA (AFP) – A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.
“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation … that could be a way to save our planet,” Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.
Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.
Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico — which has become a shrine for UFO believers — as an example of alien contact.
(Hat tip Nora)
Of COURSE! The alien technologies probably also hold a cure for Morgellons!
A cure? Pshaw. The aliens are the *cause* of Morgellons!
You weaned Nora on X-Files, didn’t you? Good man.
This is no more crazed then anything the alarmists have yet come out with.