dork freezer

It was with some pride this morning that I realized my blog is one of the top 10 hits on Google for dork freezer. But I am restive. I will not be satisfied until I’m number one.

Some other amusing search strings to come across the transom recently:

  • lost carolina nuclear weapon
  • death in virginia in 2004
  • john fleck bug fixing
  • guarrera pizza syracuse

That last one is a particular gem, something it seems could only possibly come together with sufficient monkeys and time, which is in essence how it happened.

Global Warming and GNOME

There’s a new paper in Science today by Arcturo Schmitnick of the Innsbruck Institute for Advance Studies suggestiing global warming may have a larger effect than previously understood on the world’s population of Gnomes. Schmitnick used a coupled GCM/Forest-Elf simulation to try to determine the geographical distribution of climate change patterns against what elfologists know about current Gnome populations:

In the simulations, a disruption of the Atlantic hypertroidal circulation leads to a collapse of the Northern European Gnome stocks to less than half of their initial biomass, owing to rapid loss of nutrient reservoirs. Globally integrated export production declines by more than 20 per cent owing to reduced upwelling of nutrient-rich deep water in northern lakes and embayments and gradual depletion of upper water nutrient concentrations. These model results are consistent with the available high-resolution palaeorecord, and suggest that global Gnome populations are sensitive to changes in the Atlantic hypertroidal circulation. Globally integrated Gnome production declines by more than 20 per cent owing to reduced upwelling of nutrient-rich deep water and gradual depletion of upper ocean nutrient concentrations. These model results are consistent with the available high-resolution palaeorecord, and suggest that global Gnome productivity is sensitive to changes in the Atlantic hypertroidal circulation.

This could be good news for KDE, at least with respect to the Gnomes who depend on fisheries for their liveliihood, though it’s less clear what will happen in the continental interiors, where Gnome forest patch agriculture dominates.

The Celts and Climate

Via Schweeb (hat tip arslinux) comes an interesting discussion of the Celt and the Romans and climate change:

The extent and duration of the Pax Romana in Europe was greatly facilitated by climatic conditions that favored Roman – as opposed to Celtic – economic, social, and political organization. Not only were Roman patterns of settlement and land use in marked dstinction to those of Celtic polities, the were especially suited to the mediterraneanized cliamte of Europe.

I’ll definitely have to look into this some more, though I”m not sure I understands the connection between Boston basketball and global warming. My primary concern right now, though, is that it’s too cold to go for a bike ride. I fear global cooling and a coming ice age. But the Celtics will no doubt prosper, as they did in the Bill Russell era – guess there’s always winners and losers.

Climate, Rome and the Celts

Reading Richardson Gill’s The Great Maya Droughts, I ran across a fascinating discussion of early Europe that shows why climate variability needs to take its place alongside great battles and intellectual ferment in our tellings of history.

Gill talks about the work of Carol Crumley, whose climate reconstruction shows how the Romans and the Celts each dominated large areas of central Europe when the climate was to their liking. The Celtic style of agriculture was more well suited to a cold climate. From 1200 to about 500 BC, much of Europe was cold, with great variability. This was the environment in which Celtic agricultural practices evolved, with a robust flexibility. By about 300 BC, the cold line had shifted north, bringing what we now call a “Mediterranean climate” to much of Europe. The Romans were good in this kind of an environment – few crops, urban living. So when the climatic line shifted north, the Romans went with it, pushing out the Celts and coming to dominate central Europe. Gill quotes Crumley:

The extent and duration of the Pax Romana in Europe was greatly facilitated by climatic conditions that favored Roman – as opposed to Celtic – economic, social, and political organization. Not only were Roman patterns of settlement and land use in marked dstinction to those of Celtic polities, the were especially suited to the mediterraneanized cliamte of Europe.

Yet More on Cheap Shit from China

William Connolley notes that in some cases, the containers are shipped back to China full of trash:

“China is buying up everything it can. It is sucking in material from all over the world and it doesn’t give two noodles what it takes,” said one plastics recycler who asked not to be identified. “I know of 300 firms, mostly in China, offering to buy my plastics. I have three or four companies cold-calling me every day from China requesting material. They have very cheap labour to sort the material but the shame is that it is being done there and not here. They don’t care about the quality, or the contamination. No one checks what is sent or what arrives.”

More on Cheap Shit from China

Pika’s observation of train after train of cheap shit from China, and my even cheaper response, generated a fascinating data point from a correspondent who recently toured the Port of Long Beach as part of a class on globilization:

In 2004 it processed 7.4e6 TEUs of cargo — a TEU is a twenty-foot equivilent unit, the volume of a 20-foot long container. That is, the port is equivalent to a steady stream of containers end to end at 1.43 meters per second 24/7. It’s amazing, in a thought-provoking way.

Put another way, that’s a container for roughly every 40 people in the U.S. I figure there’s approximately 40 people living on my block (maybe a few more), so there’s the equivalent of a container of cheap shit from China, Korea, etc. for every Fleck-block-equivalent in America.

Today’s trash day in the ‘hood. We also have to go to a lot of trouble to cart the cheap shit off once we’re done with it.

ENSO: the Benefits of Predictability

The conventional thinking is that the extremes of El Ni?o and La Ni?a are the times during the natural cycles of climate variability when climate causes the most damage. But an intriguing-sounding paper in the Journal of Climate by Lisa Goddard and Maxx Dilley offers intriguing alternative way of thinking about it. First (full disclosure here, I’ve only read the abstract, the full paper doesn’t seem to be on line) they argue, ” Contrary to expectations, climate anomalies associated with such losses are not greater overall during ENSO extremes than during neutral periods.”

Second, climate anomalies during El Ni?o and La Ni?a can be more readily forecast, allowing folks to prepare and therefore reduce the damage. “Thus, the prudent use of climate forecasts could mitigate adverse impacts and lead instead to increased beneficial impacts, which could transform years of ENSO extremes into the least costly to life and property.”