St. Agnes

Today being the day of St. Agnes, we are apparently supposed to put pee in our shoes. Or something. I’m a little unclear on this one.

Agnes was just 13 years old back in the day when (as the Book of Days puts it) “she sang hymns while the executioner was hacking at her neck”. Sweet girl, with some fortitude that apparently did not sit well with the Romans. As a result, she’s the patron saint of girls, and here’s where the pee comes in:

On St Agnes Day. Take a Sprigg of Rosemary, and another of Time, sprinkle them with Urine thrice; and in the Evening of this Day, put one into one Shooe, and the other into the other; place your Shooes on each side of your Beads-head, and going to Bed, say softly to your self: St. Agnes, that’s to Lover’s kind, Come ease the Troubles of my Mind. Then take your Rest, having said your Prayers; when you are asleep, you will dream of your Lover, and fancy you hear him talk to you of Love.

– Aristotle’s Last Legacy

You go first. Really, I’ll do it too, but you go first, OK?

GNU/[Linux(TM)] etc.

For those not on the GNOME foundation list, some mischief courtesy George. (I quote in its entirety for maximum effect.)

On Wed, Jan 21, 2004 at 12:27:36AM +0000, Alan Cox wrote:
> On Maw, 2004-01-20 at 15:31, Richard Stallman wrote:
> > In connection with GNOME, please remember to speak of it as
> > “free software”, and to call the system “GNU/Linux”. Many people
>
> With respect to the use of the term GNU/Linux please use Linux with the
> (TM) or the trademark symbol in situations where it might otherwise
> imply things like ownership (eg GNU/), otherwise it may lead to
> misleading assumptions about the Linux name

But that could lead to an ambiguity as in GNU/Linux(TM), which can mean two
things, GNU / Linux(TM) or GNU/Linux (TM). Perhaps we need to add a set of
parenthesis as in: GNU/[Linux(TM)]. The notation is also confusing as the
system is really the natural homomorphism from GNU to GNU/[Linux(TM)] (then
[Linux(TM)] is of course the kernel of this homomorphism). And so
GNU/[Linux(TM)] is rather what you get after you apply the whole operating
system to GNU. To avoid this further ambiguity I think the entire system
should be called (using LaTeX as ascii is now deficient)

\phi : GNU \rightarrow GNU/[Linux(TM)]

When one wants to purely refer to Linux(TM) as the kernel, we can shorten
this by just \ker(\phi), which is 1 letter longer, but only in ascii. When
printed it actually comes out as 6 characters as opposed to 9 in Linux(TM).

George continues, but you get the point….

The Dance

Joshua Micah Marshal has a too-true account in his blog last night about the strange rituals of journalism – the asking of questions unanswered, the spouting of answers that are not, the iteration of that which must be said. He’s in the Clark campaign headquarters and a bunch of A-list journalists (Joshua, must you be such a name-dropper?) are quizzing Eli Segal, the general’s campaign manager:

These little chat sessions are classic moments of campaign kabuki theater. We?re asking Segal questions. But we?re not really asking questions — as in asking questions in the sense that we think we?re going to hear what he thinks.

What we?re doing is tossing out questions so that Segal can tell us what the campaign?s spin is. Everybody has a wink in their eye because everyone knows what the deal is.

It’s not a bad thing, not a good thing, it just is what it is.

Fig Leaf

The Boston Globe has an interesting story this morning on some of the wackier ideas for combating global warming:

Technical fixes like filling the stratosphere with billions of silver balloons to reflect the sun’s rays, or spraying the oceans with iron to make them suck up the gases causing global warming, should be developed as a safety net, they said. Some even felt the technology should be adopted regardless of need, because it would create a better world in which we could twiddle with the planet’s temperature like a domestic thermostat.

The fear, cited by several of the scientists quoted in the story, is that providing such solutions might give politicians the excuse to not grapple with the underlying issue of greenhouse gas emissions.

The article also quotes a great line from David King, the UK’s “chief scientific advisor to H.M. Government” (I love that title). In the Jan. 9 issue of Science (here, really expensive subscription required), King uses a trick I’ve used a bunch of times – comparing the problem at hand (in this case global climate change) to the terrorist threat:

Last year, Europe experienced an unprecedented heat wave, France alone bearing around 15,000 excess or premature fatalities as a consequence. Although this was clearly an extreme event, when average temperatures are rising, extreme temperature events become more frequent and more serious. In my view, climate change is the most severe problem that we are facing today–more serious even than the threat of terrorism.

King goes on at length about the threat to coastal humanity, and quotes a statistic that is apparently of great interest to Londoners:

In Britain, usage of the Thames Barrier, which protects London from flooding down the Thames Estuary, has increased from less than once a year in the 1980s to an average of more than six times a year…. This is a clear measure of increased frequency of high storm surges around North Sea coasts, combined with high flood levels in the River Thames.

If the flood barrier is breached, King wrote, the damage would be equivalent to some 2 percent of the current U.K. gross domestic product. He uses this by way of arguing that the economic costs of greenhouse gas reduction measures are reasonable relative to the cost of damage caused by global climate change.

In the Boston Globe story, King sounds the caution about those wacky alternative mitigation measures:

“I am in favor of having every weapon at our disposal to fight climate change. My only reservation is that you might provide a fig leaf for those who say we don’t have to bother to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases. That still has to be the first priority.”

Warmth

For my friends and family in the deep freeze back east (Looks like you’re in a warming trend! Above freezing today at Groton, down the river from my sister’s house!) I’ll point out that the thermometer on my back porch reads 56.8 and I’m wearing shorts this afternoon.

update, early evening OK, that was a bit of a cheat, and I knew it. My backyard thermometer reads high, the official high was just 51. But I really was wearing shorts.

blogroll update

I’ve added Chris Mooney’s blog to my blogroll. He does some great stuff on the intersection of science and the public policy process, a subject of great interest to me, and does a regular column for CSICOP (an organization near and dear to me). Check out this, on OMB’s new peer review proposal.

Climate Variability

The issue of climate change sure looks different depending on which side of the ocean one is on. While we’re busy over on this side of the pond making fun of Al Gore for even talking about global warming on a chilly day, over in Scotland they’re taking it as a given and trying to do something about it:

With increased risk of flood, drought, storms and polar ice melt, trading emissions between individual companies in EU countries is expected to play a major role in helping to slow down the crisis.

The Death of Virginia

Consider this shocking statistic, courtesy of the Institute of Medicine of the National Academies:

Lack of health insurance causes roughly 18,000 unnecessary deaths every year in the United States.

Let’s think closely about that number. In their best year, terrorists killed 3,000 of us. It caused a national paroxysm that continues today. Surely the death of 18,000 people per year is a tragedy of greater proportion?

But perhaps 18,000 is too large a number to be meaningful. Perhaps one is better, so consider the story of Virginia Heineman.

Chronically ill, and as a result chronically underemployed, Ginnie was one of those people who lived on society’s margins. The medical details of Ginnie’s death remain somewhat murky, but she was found in a rocking chair in her California desert home surrounded by used-up asthma inhalers. For much of the time that I knew her, she struggled to breathe, and it seems almost certain that that struggle is what finally killed her. She also struggled to find health care, drifting in and out of the system of hospital emergency rooms and unpaid bills that is the fate of the uninsured ill.

Although America leads the world in spending on health care, it is the only wealthy, industrialized nation that does not ensure that all citizens have coverage.

It is reasonable to think that if Ginnie – my wife Lissa’s beloved sister – had access to consistent health care, she would be alive today, and would be a productive member of society. We miss her very much.