Inkstain FAQ: What’s With the Easy-Do Parties Lady?

Easy-Do Parties, Electrically

Easy-Do Parties, Electrically

I’ve always wanted it to be a “frequently asked question” here on Inkstain, but to be honest, no one’s ever expressed any curiosity whatsoever about the Easy-Do Parties Lady who has graced my blog lo these many years.  But you should have asked, right?

She’s the cover gal on “Easy-Do Parties Electrically,” a 36-page recipe book from 1960 that I picked up for a quarter years ago at my neighbor Doris’s garage sale. It’s from the era of “live better electrically,” an ad campaign that (I think) was sponsored by General Electric. (Parties are a breeze with portable electric appliances.) She knows how to make “Strawberry Surprise” and “Apple Flip,” and, I mean, just look at her! You can tell she’s got her shit together.

I scanned her and slapped her on Inkstain years ago as an icon because I thought of the blog as a sort of electrical party spot, and she seemed the perfect hostess. I mean, she’s got her shit together.

After the first post-Party Lady Inkstain redesign, my sister Lisa complained that she was gone, so I restored her to her rightful place, and she’s stayed ever since. When I started doing social media, I used her as my first avatar as a lark. That stuck too, partly because I love the whole gender ambiguity thing (I also wear pink socks) so now she’s my “face” on Twitter and Facebook. (I once made someone’s “interesting science women on Twitter” list.)

I mean, look at her! Who wouldn’t want to come to her party? She’s got her shit together!

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On Moving Water

Earlier this month, Henry Brean described Pat Mulroy’s bold proposal:

The general manager of the Southern Nevada Water Authority said now may be the time to take a serious look at a decades-old idea of capturing floodwater from the Mississippi River and using it to recharge the massive groundwater aquifer beneath the Central Plains.

In terms of jobs and investment, the project would dwarf the Hoover and Glen Canyon Dams, and some believe it could secure the future water supply for a vast swath of the Midwest and West, including Nevada and six other states that share the Colorado River….

It … could set off a daisy chain of smaller water projects and exchanges from east to west, allowing residents in Denver and farmers across the eastern flank of the Rockies to relinquish the water they currently pump across the Continental Divide. That in turn would leave more water for the Colorado River.

Short of dismantling the sprawling cities and massive economies that now dot the arid West, Mulroy said the only way to save the Colorado is to find more water to fill it.

It’s hard to know whether to take this seriously. My inclination is not to, until a serious conversation about the idea gets underway. But at the end of a week of remarkable water news and debates around the West, it’s also hard not to notice a common theme. The more we engage in large scale movement of water out of its natural watersheds, the more trouble we seem to have. Continue reading ‘On Moving Water’ »

Vegas Water Rights Invalidated

One of the problems with courts deciding important political or policy questions on procedural grounds is that the substantive issues remain unresolved. Instead, we get more process. Such, it seems, is the case with today’s decision by the Nevada Supreme Court to invalidate Las Vegas’s applications for rights to fill its urban pipeline with rural Nevada groundwater.

Las Vegas Nevada, courtesy Matze Ott, licensed under Creative Commons

Las Vegas Nevada, courtesy Matze Ott, licensed under Creative Commons

For now, as Emily Green reports, Vegas’s yet-to-be-built pipeline is without water:

In an unanimous decision, the Nevada Supreme Court decided that the State Engineer violated the due process rights of hundreds, if not thousands, of people in target valleys across the Great Basin who had long protested the pipeline and water withdrawals.

This is clearly a setback for the Southern Nevada Water Authority, Las Vegas’s water wholesaler and the government agency that hopes to build the pipeline. So what happens now?

It its statement (thanks to Emily for posting), SNWA suggests that the next steps are unclear:

The Nevada Supreme Court ruling remanded to District Court the decision as to whether the Nevada State Engineer will simply need to re-notice the applications in order to allow additional protestants to participate—which appears to have been the ruling’s underlying intent—or whether the applications must be re-filed.

Meanwhile the AP is reporting that SNWA immediately refiled the groundwater applications. Either way, what we’ve got here is more process, rather than a resolution of the underlying question of whether moving large quantities of water from one watershed to another is an appropriate approach to meeting our long term water needs here in the west.

Cue Mulholland Reference: Trash-Talking Water on the Upper Colorado

You know you’ve reached a milestone in a western water war of words when the aggrieved party invokes the name of William Mulholland. Such is the case today in discussions over a proposal to pipe a gobzillion acre feet of water across the continental divide to the growing cities in Colorado’s front range. And it’s Utah that’s playing the Mulholland card.

William Mulholland was the engineering giant who brought Los Angeles its water. That’s what you did a hundred years ago when you were an engineering giant. But the water had to come from somewhere, and the legacy of the places Mulholland dried up, especially the Owens Valley east of the Sierra Nevada, have become both the icon and reality against which all big western water projects are now measured. As the Salt Lake Tribune does in this editorial discussing the Colorado-Front Range pipeline proposal:

It’s a scheme worthy of William Mulholland, the engineer who ravaged Southern California water resources for the City of Los Angeles early in the 20th century. But today such thinking is outdated, or at least it should be. One reason is that everyone has seen the environmental devastation in the Owens Valley and elsewhere created by Mulholland’s projects and others like it.

This is an important argument on a couple of levels. The first what is essentially an argument against out-of-basin transfers. That is the wonkish water policy principle invoked by the Owens Valley references. The second, and perhaps more important, level, is the question of who is making the argument: Utah, or at least one of its important public voices in the form of the editorial page of one of the state’s major newspapers. Utah and Colorado are siblings in the western water family by virtue of sharing an Upper Colorado Basin allotment under the 1922 Colorado Compact.

Does this suggest the siblings are squabbling?

(picture postcard of Lake Hollywood on Mulholland Drive in LA, courtesy Loyola Marymount University Library/Calisphere)

Stuff I Wrote Elsewhere: Northern NM Water Deal Advances

From today’s newspaper, the U.S. House has approved legislation ratifying the settlement of two longstanding northern New Mexico water rights cases (sub/ad req.):

The U.S. House of Representatives approved two northern New Mexico water agreements Thursday, a step toward allocating the region’s water rights and providing nearly $300 million in federal funding for water projects in the region.

The legislation ratifies a deal that settles the water rights claims of the Nambé, Pojoaque, San Ildefonso, Tesuque and Taos pueblos. It also calls for construction of a regional water system in and around Santa Fe County to serve the area pueblos and non-Indian water users, including many who now have their own wells.

The Winter of ’68-69

I grew up in Upland, in the suburbs east of Los Angeles, in the foothills beneath Cucamonga Peak. Southern California’s storms this week have been a pleasant reminder of my childhood.

A little cross referencing of family memory and old weather records pinned it down to January of 1969. It was my sister Lisa’s 12th birthday. She was having a slumber party, and Dad and I cleared out to stay in a motel, which was a grand adventure for 10-year-old me. “Do you remember your 12th birthday party,” I asked her this evening. “Do you remember the rain?”

It poured. Memorably.

“Yeah,” Lisa said. “I’ve been thinking about that too.”

I found records from a weather station that must have been very close to our house in Upland. It shows 19.64 inches (50cm) of precipitation for January 1969, and another 14.57 inches (37cm) in February. At some point during the series of storms, when the sun had come out, Dad drove us out 16th street east of town to see where Cucamonga Wash had torn away the road to my Grandma’s house.

Courtesy Pomona Public Library

Courtesy Pomona Public Library

It remains one of he coolest things I’ve ever seen. Nature, all that raw power, and nothing we humans could do about it but wait for the waters to recede and rebuild the road.

Is Venezuela Having a Demand-Side Drought?

The current situation in Venezuela, with drought leading to a shortage of hydropower, is a great example of a problem with the word “drought.” A reminder of Kelly Redmond’s handy definition:

Most concepts of drought involve a water balance. This implies that both supply and demand must be considered, as well as the question of whether there is enough (and, enough for what?). Thus, through time I have come to favor a simple definition; that is, insufficient water to meet needs.

The Venezuelan case is an intriguing one because it’s not the shortage of water itself that’s causing all the problems, but rather the shortage of electricity the water was used to generate. But like all “drought”, Redmond’s definition makes the crucial point that both supply and demand matter. And as Marianna Parraga reports for Reuters, what’s happening in Venezuela right now is in significant part a demand side drought:

A severe drought has forced Venezuela President Hugo Chavez to ration electricity in South America’s top oil exporter, but underinvestment and shortsighted planning during an economic boom are as much to blame as the weather.

Cities and villages are without light for hours at a time since rolling blackouts began last week in a desperate bid to stop water levels dropping further in the dams that provide more then two-thirds of the South American nation’s power.

The first day of electricity rationing in Caracas was particularly chaotic. Schools, medical centers, street lights and traffic lights were without power, forcing Chavez to order a suspension of the rationing.

The program follows a dozen unplanned outages that affected large swathes of the country, spotlighting a crisis stemming from a demand surge that has not been matched by new supply.

Variability happens on the supply side. If you are not robust to the dry side of the normal range, and you allow demand to rise during wet times, trouble is inevitable.